What I Didn't Do

What I didn't do this weekend:

Work in the yard - I keep thinking it will just happen.

Empty the cat box - he doesn't care so why should I?

Tweet - then again, I don't ever twat or twit or whatever it's called.

Buy a bathroom sink - I've been brushing my teeth in the kitchen for so long, it would be weird to switch.

Search the comments on Tim's blog to find the funniest (aka most pathetic) blogasm - there are just too many to wade through.

Take my pet poodles, Paprika and Peyote to the park to play - however, I did find time to Google 'poodle names'.

Update my 'Gangsta Rap' playlist on my iPod.

Take a photo to post on this blog - so here's one i found on the dubya dubya dubya:

Kind of makes you queasy, doesn't it?

So what the heck did I do all weekend?

Stamp.

Stamp.

and then I stamped some more.

I'd say I stamped until my fingers bled but that would be ridiculous given that I am typing with those very same fingers and there's no way I'm getting blood on my computer. You could say that I stamped myself silly but I don't really like how that sounds either, despite this particular blog post. So I'll just say (although I regret the unfortunate mental image) that I stamped a butt-load of sample cards using some brand new stamps to send out to a few lucky stores. Yes, my life is a living hell. Hopefully I'll find some energy to take some photos of these cards for future postings. But now I have an appointment with Season 4 of Dexter, my emotional soul mate, and some popcorn..... and a markarita.

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