Once again, another week has passed and I have stamped NOTHING! I really wish I could say that I have been spending all of my time in a hammock and just couldn't drag my lazy butt to my office. In fact, I have been unusually busy which I really hate to admit. I like to be the guy who makes fun of busy people! Hopefully this is only a temporary situation and I will be back to having loads of free time soon. So the following cards were made at least 2 years ago and luckily I had the foresight to photograph them.
This card shows what is probably my least popular stamp. Global Warming Rocks just doesn't blow anyone's skirt up. OK, fine. I like it hot. I hate the winter. And because I don't live near sea level, I find the stamp amusing. But go ahead... don't buy it. See if I care! They can't all be winners...
There is both a Beach Guy and a Beach Girl with ready to decorate beach outfits. Nothing too risqué, of course. Can't have that! That reminds me... I'm old enough to remember going to church camp and not being allowed to swim with the girls. I think it was because someone thought it was possible for a girl to get pregnant in a pool if certain circumstances occurred (about which I will reluctantly NOT embellish).
Stupid damned Baptists.
So that's it for today... tonight, actually, since I spent the whole dang day packing boxes full of stamps ready to ship out tomorrow. So if you've been waiting for an order, it's coming! My taxes are done, the kitchen is awaiting delivery of the counter top and I've almost finished training for my next cage fighting tournament so I'm definitely looking forward to that hammock.
I don't really have a hammock. It's a hypothetical hammock but I'm looking forward to it anyway.
best blog going i love it, really does make me laugh out loud..... brilliant !
Suzee
Posted by: SuzeJo | April 13, 2011 at 02:04 AM
lol....cage fighting? lol....!!! Cute cards, glad to hear that someone else is having trouble stamping - I'm thinking my mojo has found a hammock! Thanks for sharing, and for the morning smile!
Posted by: Patti J. | April 13, 2011 at 07:05 AM
Love the glittery sun on the first one. "Stupid damned Baptists" - about spit my coffee. Can't wait to see the finished kitchen. By the way, are they going to broadcast your cage fight on pay per view?
Best, Curt
Posted by: Curt O'Brien | April 13, 2011 at 08:30 AM