Bringing Up The Rear

Check out this week's forecast. Now I love the heat so you're not going to hear me complain but let's just say that if you think this is hot, bring your thermometers to the tennis court. My cheapo Walmart thermometer only goes to 120 and I guarantee the court temp is way hotter than that!

 

What are the symptoms of heat stroke?

Oh, don't worry about me - I have the strength of ten men and am in the top physical condition of my life. And you can put that on my tombstone.

If I were going to die, which I'm not. I have a butt-load of classes coming up which I am apparently obligated to attend. Speaking of.....

If you've been waiting to see some class samples before you sign up, what's wrong with you? I'm not some avocado that you get to fondle before buying! Besides, even without advance samples, almost every chair has a posterior reserved for it and even though we're trying to squeeze as many in as we can... well,

so many derrieres, so few chairs.

so many moons, so little room.

so many asses, not enough classes.

Ha - I 'crack' myself up!

So you might want to get your rear in gear although frankly, I think you may be a little behind. Rumor has it that most of the classes are quite full but check with one of the fine establishments below and maybe you'll get lucky. Or maybe you won't - it's not up to me. At any rate, you will see class samples when you get to class and not a minute before. Sorry.

Not really.

Here is our schedule:

Sat, August 13 11:00 a.m. and 3:00 p.m. Scrapbook ‘N’ More, New Braunfels

Sun, August 14 12:30 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. Stamp Antonio, San Antonio

Tues, August 16 11:00 a.m. 2:30 p.m. and 6:30 p.m. Stamp Salado, Salado

Wed, August 17 6:30 p.m. Googly Eyes and Craft Supplies, Irving

Thurs, August 18 6:30 p.m. Felicia’s Scrapbooks, Austin

(_!_)

The End

 

Comments

[Curt O'Brien]

Hilarious post today! I was cracking up right along with you. Love the sentence where you said "get your rear in gear and then followed it with "you may be a little b e h i n d". Very clever. Can't believe you play tennis in that heat. . .better watch your avocados! LOL Best, Curt

[Renee M.]

I'm no whiney hiney--am fine w/o class samples. A mystery class sounds like fun. Just hoping we don't have to wear name tags w/ butts on 'em!

[Joan]

Wish the class was on a weekend. Can't make it during the week. I have a haunch that it's gonna be a good one!!

[Juli Biggs]

I so look forward to your posts! They always seem to arrive on the day I need the laugh the most! I'm super excited about getting to attend the class in New Braunfels next weekend!!!

[Julia]

I have had my reservation since the very first notice went out! So there better by golly be a chair there with my name on it!! See you at 11:00 on the 16th! :)
Sorry I missed you at the club!